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What’s killing us today?

Folks in bad neighborhoods: Cardiovascular disease

Folks who already have CVD: Diabetes

Kids living near busy streets: Allergic diseases

Black people: AIDS

Arizonans: Intestinal parasites

Heavy drinkers: Stroke

Kids in China: Air pollution

Cell phone users: Tumors of the parotid gland

Men who’ve had their lower half x-rayed: Prostate cancer

Nepalis: Dengue fever