Read my disclaimer, hold your breath, and jump below to check out what’s killing us today…

Ladies with migraines: Heart disease and stroke

Olympic fans: Respiratory illnesses and dog bites

Folks living amongst air pollution: High blood pressure

Drinkers: Hayfever

Excessive drinkers: Metabolic Syndrome

Female athletes: Eating disorders

People in new homes: Obesity

Everybody else in America: Obesity

Infertile women: Breast and ovarian cancer

Asian and African immigrants: TB

Pepper lovers: Salmonella (dern! Cilantro’s off the hook)

Black ladies who like soda: Diabetes

Babies of cell phone-using mums: Behavioral problems

Babies born to rich moms near highways (how’s that for generalizability?): Low birth weight

Spouses of smokers: Stroke

African kids: Cerebral Malaria

Red Bull-drinking undergrads: Stupidity