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Smokers: colon cancer
Daughters and wives of smokers: infertility
Adults with asthma: pneumococcal disease
Sri Lankan farmers: rat fever
Cancer survivors: osteoporosis
Rotund folk: everything
60%+ of the American population: heart failure
Hajjis: meningitis
Insomniacs: heart disease
Headbangers: brain damage (Best quote: “The study’s authors also observed the headbanging of cartoon characters Beavis and Butthead. Listening to the Ramones’ I Wanna Be Sedated, Beavis kept his “angular head velocity” within safe limits, they wrote. Butthead did not.”)
Read my disclaimer, hold your breath, and jump below to check out what’s killing us today…
You’ve read the disclaimer linked above, right? OK, here we go…
